What Cardinals Fans Actually Hear (See)
Have you ever seen those cartoons or greeting cards that show a human speaking to their dog, and then show what the dog actually hears?
They’re usually something like this >>>
If I was a talented cartoonist like Larson, I’d come up with my own version of that cartoon that showed what Cubs fans say and what Cardinals fans actually hear (or, in some cases, see).
But, I’m not a talented cartoonist, so instead I’ll just go through a quick rundown of what Cubs fans like to say, and the things that pop into Cardinals fans minds.
Here we go …
When Cubs Fans Say:
“Tony LaRussa _______________ (fill in the blank).”
Cardinals Fans Hear/See:
When Cubs Fans Say:
“Mark McGwire wasn’t any good and only accomplished what he did because of steroids.”
Cardinals Fans Hear/See:
and in case you Cub fans don’t recognize him, here’s another shot that might look more familiar:
When Cubs Fans Say:
“Chris Carpenter is whiner.”
Cardinals Fans Hear/See:
When Cubs Fans Say:
“Dan McLaughlin got a DUI – typical Cardinals (usually with a reference, again, to Tony LaRussa).”
Cardinals Fans Hear/See:
When Cubs Fans Say:
Anything about Albert Pujols …
Cardinals Fans Hear/See:
Now see, this is a funny article. Well done.
LaRussa’s still a drunk though.